So the 2014 FIFA World Cup starts today. At 4pm, Croatia will play Brazil in the first game of the nearly month-long international tournament. That’s exciting, but we may be even more excited about the list we created of the top ten not-to-miss World Cup players in this year’s Cup. We have a feeling you’ll be in favor of this raunchy roundup, as well. Wild guess.
1. Henri Bedimo
Image via Mirror
Country: Cameroon
Age: 30
Position: Defender
Why We Like Him: His faux-hawk in the picture above is, well, wonderful.
2. Sergio Ramos
Image via Wallpapers Points
Country: Spain
Age: 28
Position: Defender
Why We Like Him: He’s verging on being a ginger in the best way possible. Also, that facial hair, though…
3. Jack Wilshere
Image via Sport Magazine
Country: England
Age: 22
Position: Midfielder
Why We Like Him: Is an explanation really even required here?
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4. Alireza Jahanbakhsh
Image via Mirror
Country: Iran
Age: 20
Position: Winger or right midfielder
Why We Like Him: The man-brows on this guy are truly somethin’ special. Dreamy and exotic. The perfect combo.
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5. Mats Hummels
Image via Lokigoddess
Country: Germany
Age: 25
Position: Defender
Why We Like Him: His “smize” (smile with his eyes) is better than Tyra Banks’. Also, let’s all take a moment to appreciate the power of a strong jaw line.
6. Asamoah Gyan
Image via African Musik Magazine
Country: Ghana
Age: 28
Position: Forward
Why We Like Him: He’s in touch with his emotions (proof above).
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7. James Rodriguez
Image via The Sun
Country: Colombia
Age: 22
Position: Midfielder
Why We Like Him: He’s considered to be one of the best young players out there. (Why we don’t like him? He’s already married. Shame!)
8. Atsuto Uchida
Image via The Hard Tackle
Country: Japan
Age: 26
Position: Defender
Why We Like Him: He has sideswept bangs and they do not look entirely ridiculous. Bravo.
9. Tommy Oar
Image via Sky Sports
Country: Australia
Age: 22
Position: Midfielder
Why We Like Him: He is Australian. That is all. (Hint: Imagine the accent…)
10. Olivier Giroud
Image via Mirror
Country: France
Age: 27
Position: Forward
Why We Like Him: He makes us forget Christiano Ronaldo even exists (did you notice he’s not on this list?).
There you have it. Ten players to look out for over the next month, for your viewing pleasure. Oh, and we guess you could watch the games, too…?
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Which player (or team) is your favorite?
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